February 2012
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First of all, being gay or pro-gay is not a bandwagon; you don’t get a free ride...
– Ellen DeGeneres (via abaldwin360)
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partyingonyourgrave-deactivated asked: What's even worse is when they don't use their turn signal and they take their sweet fucking time to get into the turning lane. jAKLDJSALDKJSALDKASJLDSJA!
partyingonyourgrave:
Please be warned, I cuss like a sailor
Fuckin’ Celina, that’s why I love her. PEOPLE THAT DON’T SIGNAL CAN SUCK A COCK
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partyingonyourgrave:
Completely forgot that I was suppose to get on tinychat with Dana last night. Oops.
YEAH FUCK YOU. Except I was out late anyways, so we’ll have to do it tomorrow or something.
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arcticmankeys:
if you have autoplay music
dont even think ill follow you back
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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-spencerreid:
tell me more, tell me more
like does he have a blog
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clavid:
life would be so much easier if we lived in the olden days seriously if you didn’t like a bitch all you had to do was accuse her of being a witch and somebody killed her
clavid:
shout out to my nipples for always knowing the temperature
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theatomicboom:
#how do you explain to someone that this is what you do for a living
(via etrehumain-deactivated20110306)
January 2012